Swooshification of the World
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Nike Swoosh History
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Nostalgia
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Summer Glau
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Comics
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Movies
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“Gob: Steve Holt’s not my son.
George Michael: Steve Holt? The moron jock?
Gob: That’s my son, you pothead!”— AD -
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(via 1healthyhappyfitnessblog)
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Quotes
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tOSU
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“Michael: That’s the point, Dad. Mr. Loblaw no longer works for us because someone wanted a boyfriend.
Tobias: Well, don’t blame me!
Michael: I was talking to Lindsay, actually, but he was clearly turned off to the both of you.”— AD -
“Okay Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over? An analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist. -Tobias” — ad -
“George Sr.: Ban on organized sports?
Buster: You know, how you wouldn’t let me sign up for anything when I was a kid.
George Sr.: Is that what you’ve been thinking all these years? No, no, you were, you were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn’t kick, and you couldn’t run, you know? You’re just a, a turd.”— AD -
“Wife of Gob: I’m in love with your brother-in-law.
Gob: You’re in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
Wife of Gob: No, your sister’s husband.
Gob: Michael? [angrily] Michael!
Wife of Gob: No, that’s your sister’s brother.
Gob: No, I’m my sister’s brother. [happily] You’re in love with me — me!
Wife of Gob: I’m in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be, so I’m leaving. I’m enlisting in the army.
Gob: To be with your brother.
Wife of Gob: No!”— AD -
“Lucille: [holding out a tissue] Blow.
Buster: No mother. I can blow myself.”— AD -
“Buster: I’m a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits.
Lucille: Suddenly, playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit.”— AD
